Thursday, February 19, 2009

Spring 2009 Election

General Thread

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ben Dictor: Great Communist, or Greatest Communist?

Anonymous said...

How about Greatest Communist!

Anonymous said...

Student Body President Ben Dictor. HA.

Anonymous said...

Dictor:

"I know I've mentioned it a thousand times and quote it twice as often, but here are the words to the Internationale, the song I live by and even go so far as to wake up to every morning as an alarm;"

L'Internationale is the international communist anthem. It was the de facto anthem of red china and was once the national anthem of the USSR.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/note.php?note_id=10859946521

Also and tl;dr note about how awesome communism is:

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=43567371521

Anonymous said...

You know I can actually picture McSheara in the ceremonial roles of SBP. But can you IMAGINE Dictor spewing this nonsense at a Board of Trustees meeting?! He'll be thrown out. He will be epic fail.

Anonymous said...

$20 bucks says the SoE mucks with the ballots.

Anonymous said...

$20 bucks says Ben Dictor is the Greatest Communist in Amerikkka

Anonymous said...

Ben Dictor: Great Poser or Greater Poser?

The day forever fortunate has arrived, which the UF Students people have consecrated to TheBenDictor. Never has the world which He created offered to Him a spectacle so worthy of His notice. He has seen reigning on the earth tyranny, crime, and imposture. He sees at this moment a whole nation, grappling with all the oppressions of the human race, suspend the course of its heroic labors to elevate its thoughts and vows toward the great Being who has given it the mission it has undertaken and the strength to accomplish it.
Is it not He whose immortal hand, engraving on the heart of the students the code of justice and equality, has written there the death sentence of tyrants? Is it not He who, from the beginning of time, decreed for all the ages and for all peoples liberty, good faith, and justice?
He did not create kings to devour the human race. He did not create priests to harness us, like vile animals, to the chariots of kings and to give to the world examples of baseness, pride, perfidy, avarice, debauchery, and falsehood. He created the universe to proclaim His power. He created men to help each other, to love each other mutually, and to attain to happiness by the way of virtue.
It is He who implanted in the breast of the triumphant oppressor remorse and terror, and in the heart of the oppressed and innocent calmness and fortitude. It is He who impels the just man to hate the evil one, and the evil man to respect the just one. It is He who adorns with modesty the brow of beauty, to make it yet more beautiful. It is He who makes the mother's heart beat with tenderness and joy. It is He who bathes with delicious tears the eyes of the son pressed to the bosom of his mother. It is He who silences the most imperious and tender passions before the sublime love of the fatherland. It is He who has covered nature with charms, riches, and majesty. All that is good is His work, or is Himself. Evil belongs to the depraved man who oppresses his fellow man or suffers him to be oppressed.

God I love TheBenDictor